SLAUGHTER SLAUGHTER SLAUGHTER I’M GONNA MAKE IT HUGE I KNOW ALL THE DJS. IT WAS THE DAY OF THE RIOT, WE MET AT BOND STREET STATION I WAS WEARING MY RIOTING JACKET (BLACK LEATHER, BERLIN WALL). MAC WAS LATE, WE WENT TO THE PUBS WITH OUR FLANN O’BRIEN AND OUR PARIS REVIEWS ORDERED A PINT OF BITTER AND A WHISKY SODA AND SAT IN THE CORNER POPPY HAD BEEN MODELING I HAD AN EIGTH OF WEED AND A NEW HAIRCUT BUT I SOLD THE EIGTH TO WILL ANYWAY COS I KNEW HE’D SHARE IT WITH ME FUCK IT WE COULD ALMOST HEAR THE PROTEST FROM OUR SHAMMY LITTLE HOLE BUT WE WERE NEVER GONNA GO OUR PARENTS ARE THE ONES WHO PAY FOR OUR EDUCATION AND THEY WEREN’T AT THE PROTEST, AND SAUL DIDN’T WANT TO. YOU GOTTA TRY THE BITTER, ITS DELICIOUS THESE BURGUNDY LEATHER SEATS ARE DELICIOUS, WEDNESDAY AFTERNOONS ARE DELICIOUS AND BEING SOLICITED BY A REAL TART IS THE MOST DELICIOUS OF ALL., AARGH FUCK IT I GOT THE HEEBEEJEEBEES ONE MORE PINT AND LOADS MORE CIGARETTES (IT WAS SO DAMN COLD..) AND I JUST WANTED TO BE ON MY WAY, MAYBE DOWN SOUTH BANK OR THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT OR ON BLOODY ROOVES SOMEWHERE, BUT ONE JOINT FIRST. FUCK IT I’M NOT GOING TO REGENTS PARK THATS BLOODY MILES AWAY LETS JUST SMOKE ON THE STREET IT’S FINE SERIOUSLY I’VE DONE IT BEFORE, C’MON SAUL, WE’LL JUST WALK ABOUT NO ONE CARES WE GOT BRAINS MAN WE’RE NOT STUPID SHIT ME I GOT ITCHY FEET, I JUST WANTED TO GET OUT OF THERE, I WAS RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE I WAS RUNNING OUT OF BARS AND OH GOD NOW THEY WANT COFFEE THEY WANT TO OUTWIT THE MARIJUANA AND DRINK COFFEE I AIN’T GOT DOLLARS FOR COFFEE GUYS I’M GONNA SPLIT. I SPLIT. I WALK. I WENT TO PICCADILLY I WALKED THERE. FROM HERE THE STORY CONTINUES.
ART FILM HOUR AND A HALF
TUBE BACK HALF HOUR (QUICK STOP AT LORD SAINSBURYS FOR POTATO MASHER)
MEET THEM IN THE PUB AGAIN AT THE END OF MY ROAD 10 MINUTES
GET HIGH TWO HOURS (INCLUDING 45 MINUTES TO MAKE PIE AND MASH AND BEANS)
EXTOL THE MERITS OF HUMMUS AND KANYE WEST INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME
AT SOME POINT IN THE WHOLE AFFAIR I WENT TO BED (FIFA 11?) READ ABOUT THE REAL NEWS IN THE PAPER
AT SOME POINT THE STORY CONTINUES